CONCHY'S FAMOUS "WORKS BURGER"


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APPETIZERS - LUNCH - DINNER

 

If you don't want the 'works' on your burger 1950's drive-in style, don't order one of these! We season five ounces of cheap ground chuck with eleven secret herbs and spices, fry it up in a pan full of grease and serve it on a stale sesame seed bun with mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, pickles, lots of thin sliced red onion, lettuce and tomato – that's the only way we serve it! Well, there is one option: cheddar cheese, i.e. the famous 'Works' Cheeseburger. And you can order it cooked anyway you like: rare, rare medium rare, medium rare, medium rare medium, medium, medium well medium, medium well, well, or burned to a crisp. You'll get it cooked medium (or thereabouts) no matter how you order it, but you can order it anyway you like - after all it's a free country, right? These are the only options: Cheese Worksburger or no Cheese Worksburger. Any other changes would destroy the integrity of this resurrected American icon, and we won't let this happen, we don't care how important you are! We have clout too - we know someone whose brother's wife is best friends with ex-Vice President Dan Quayle's mother-in-law, so don't try to make us change this burger! No "hold the pickles" here, this ain't no Mickey D's, dig? (that's fifties talk). As Sheriff Taylor put it, "Gooooooodburger!" - Conchy Joe's will not be held responsible!

 

CONCHY'S WORKS BURGER or WORKS CHEESEBURGER

 

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Also Serving: APPETIZERS - LUNCH - DINNER